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Re: I Heart The Story; You Hurt It.
« Reply #60 on: June 29, 2009, 10:28 AM »
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Re: I Heart The Story; You Hurt It.
« Reply #61 on: July 02, 2009, 06:57 AM »
“Holy flying feces!” yelled Thor. “Puueey, Plopping Poop!” barked Pookie. “We need the world’s largest pooper scooper." Our two heroes had a devised a plan and without even speaking, ran to what was left of the melted Marshmallow Man. His solidifying remains could save the day. With Pookie on one end and Thor on the other, they stretched the Marshmallow Man like a giant tarp. Running this way and that, they caught each and every Organic Frisbee. Our heroes sealed the deal by rolling the Organic Frisbees into the Marshmallow Man-Tarp like a giant sleeping bag.

While Thor and Pookie tried to rid themselves of the “leftovers,” the Marshmallow Man began to regenerate. Like the Ice Queen before him, he wasn’t really dead. Slowly he began to reform. Slowly he came to his feet . . . slowly he recognized that he wasn’t as before. He was . . .
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Re: I Heart The Story; You Hurt It.
« Reply #62 on: July 02, 2009, 11:19 AM »
...in love!

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Re: I Heart The Story; You Hurt It.
« Reply #63 on: July 02, 2009, 11:33 AM »
...in love!
:wow (Nice throw Ryan . . . You are the master of pitching them curve balls.)
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Re: I Heart The Story; You Hurt It.
« Reply #64 on: July 08, 2009, 06:36 AM »
:wow (Nice throw Ryan . . . You are the master of pitching them curve balls.)

Which is apparently code for, "Wow, Ryan, you really know how to kill the momentum on this thread!"

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Re: I Heart The Story; You Hurt It.
« Reply #65 on: July 08, 2009, 07:29 AM »
Which is apparently code for, "Wow, Ryan, you really know how to kill the momentum on this thread!"

(I'm waiting for our moon goddess Artemesia to check in . . . hope everything is okay . . . she's getting closer  :pregnant )
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Re: I Heart The Story; You Hurt It.
« Reply #66 on: July 12, 2009, 09:42 AM »
(I'm waiting for our moon goddess Artemesia to check in . . . hope everything is okay . . . she's getting closer  :pregnant )

I'm here!! And I still look like the above smiley! My toddler is climbing all over me and the computer right now, so I'll come back and try to think of something to hurt the story when he goes down.
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Re: I Heart The Story; You Hurt It.
« Reply #67 on: July 12, 2009, 02:02 PM »
And the Marshmallow Poop Man was amazed to realize that the object of his affection was none other than Pookie the Wonder-Dog (who had shortened his title to save money on monogramming). At first Pookie was revolted by the advances of this building-sized mound of poop and marshmallow, but Cupid appeared, and having a rather malicious sense of humor, shot Pookie with a love arrow. Pookie was now hopelessly in love and on his way to JC Penney to pick out a china pattern for the wedding gift registry.
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Re: I Heart The Story; You Hurt It.
« Reply #68 on: July 14, 2009, 08:39 AM »
Cupid, still riding his malicious sense of humor streak, began dispensing "loooooove" arrows left and right. No one was left unstruck.

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Re: I Heart The Story; You Hurt It.
« Reply #69 on: July 27, 2009, 08:52 AM »
As a result, everyone fell in love with everyone else, and world-peace abound.  Soon, everything that was wrong with the world was put right, and everyone quite literally lived happily ever after.

THE END

(Okay...it was time to put this thread out of its misery.)

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Re: I Heart The Story; You Hurt It.
« Reply #70 on: July 28, 2009, 06:48 AM »
That was a pretty-lumpy-fluffy-gooey bow, but you tied it up Ryan!
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Re: I Heart The Story; You Hurt It.
« Reply #71 on: July 28, 2009, 09:25 PM »
LOL I considered putting it out of its misery a while back, but dang it, it was fun!

Is someone going to start a new story, or is the thread dead  :eh2
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Re: I Heart The Story; You Hurt It.
« Reply #72 on: July 29, 2009, 05:28 AM »
I started a new one in a new thread. (Check the "My story, your story..." thread.)