Okay, I have to do another one. This is just way too much fun.
She broke up with him during the second intermission of Eugene Onegin at the Met. He stormed away from their seats in the Family Circle and left the opera house, leaving her to find her own way back to Brooklyn. For the next eight years, they neither saw nor heard from each other again. Their lost love, which had turned to boiling hatred, finally simmered and went dormant as they led their separate lives.
Then fate drew them together once again, when, unbeknownst to each other, they both registered for Martha Stewart's pie eating contest in the Hamptons. In one fateful instant, when his eyes met hers, their mutual loathing was rekindled, and a simple pie eating contest was about to become a fight to the death.
"It was not a good thing," Martha Stewart later told the police officers who investigated the tragic incident.