Naw... that probably isn't such a good idea. We might all end up in
, and who has time for that? 
Hmm...let's see: a quiet place behind bars, which, incidentally, is a place where children can't bat balloons at your head...
where someone brings you your meals, then takes away your utensils...
where there is no TV, no Internet, no phone, no barking or pooping pets...
where there's no housework, and no guilt associated with not doing said housework...
where relatives seldom come to visit, and when they do, can only stay for a little while...
where one is not responsible for making 36 cupcakes for a kindergarten snack less than 12 hours before said kindergarteners plan to devour those cupcakes...
where one needn't even worry about dressing professionally or appropriately (orange jammies will do)...
and, lastly, where there's absolutely NO pressure to succeed...
sigh...
Yup. Who has time for that?

buglady, who thinks that jail just might be a writer's dream, but would NOT advise putting that in a query letter!!!! (Not EVER!)