Since I have no secrets I can't share

, I'm not waiting on news

, I have nothing on submission

, and rarely write over 1000 words in a day

, I'm resurrecting this thread. I promise it has no Jello, no rashes, and no lengthy discussions of people's faces.
Oh, and absolutely, definitely, positively NO

or

BUT!
It has

:

And best of all:

:

<--- That last one would be progress!
So, to get the ball rolling again, here's my update:
Today I wrote a little under 100 words (It was a crazy busy day!). Total wordcount: 7100.
Where's everybody else at?
Rue