If your dad says you're going to meet a bearded guy with a red suit and a bag full of treasures...he is nottalking about meeting a pirate! But Magnolia has already invited the misbehaving swashbuckler to jump in line to meet Santa. So what if pirates are on the Naughty List? She'll just teach this one to change his scurvy ways--no plundering or sword-fighting or plank-walking allowed! Plus, Santa is happy to hear everyone's wish list. Right?
It's YO HO HO versus HO HO HO in this rowdy and raucous holiday guide on how not to meet Santa, from Elise Parsley, the bestselling creator of If You Ever Want to Bring an Alligator to School, DON'T!
"Fun, brightly colored illustrations...amp the silliness high." - Kirkus
"Spunky little Magnolia continues to push rules to the limit." - Booklist
"Here's hoping for more adventures with Magnolia!"―School Library Journal