Born Yesterday

Imagine! A day ago I’d never even heard of the world, and suddenly here I am in it. There’s so much to write about—macaroni, Fun World, the mayor, and a big sister who has it all figured out. Which is why boys adore her. I need to get her attention back on me— and quick. But how? Should I take up sumo wrestling? Stunt flying? All I know how to do is write. But don’t tell anyone. This diary you’re looking at is TOP SECRET— just for you and me! At once a hilarious look at a baby’s first view of the world and a sweet celebration of family, Born Yesterday is a book about an infant’s arrival with a talent that no one will be expecting!